White House Tips for Surviving the Shutdown

1. Take out a second or third mortgage or something. 2. Show your ID at the local grocery store, be like “It’s me, Kevin.” 3. Have your father buy chips at your casino and never cash them in. 4. Be born the son of a Goldman Sachs partner. 5. Strike naming rights deal with Saudi hotel developers. 6. Just take some cash from your other pile of money. 7. Marry into a wealthy family as soon as possible. 8...

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